I’ve had working girls take pics on their phone, I’ve had a girl call the maid in to take a look (that was sexy), I’ve had a girl who didn’t offer full sex, offer full sex “because I want to see what it feels like” and I have had freebies. I ended up seeing a legit Chinese therapist for after-hours sex, because “when I saw your dick it turned me on so much.” No money changed hands. (A tip: Asian women are always interested, as the average Asian guy is smaller than most Westerners. When I unleash my hose, they can’t believe it – but, be warned, I have been turned down for full sex twice by Thai girls who said I was too big.”
Before taking this erect girth measurement, you should make sure your penis is at 100% erect. Hold the penis with one hand, so it is parallel to the ground. Use the other hand to wrap the tape around the penis but don’t pull it too tightly. Usually, average erect girth is around 4.5″ – 5.0″. Measure the erect girth around the penis and note down the measurement.
Is it effective? Yes and no. With a penis pump, your penis really does grow – noticeably so. However as soon as you release the vacuum, your penis goes right back to original size. There’s no evidence of long-term benefits, but they do have one advantage for sufferers of erectile dysfunction: since the vacuum draws blood into the penis, you can quickly roll on a gently constricting cockring after removing the pump, thereby ‘trapping’ the penis in an erect state. While some people who have tried this technique report positive findings, we suggest consulting a doctor first.
One of the things I took away from dating him is how insecure men can be about their penis size. So whenever I date anyone, I always tell them the very specific details in how I love their penis. I never lie – that would be too tough to maintain long-term – but I always find something. Huge girth. Love the way it curves. The hardest I’ve ever been with. I can barely fit it in my mouth. Whatever. I don’t understand the penis-insecurity but I am going to do my best to rid this world of penis insecurities, one cock at a time.